JOKES

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2 men went 2 a callgirl.

1st went in and came out n said

"Na my wife is better."

2nd went in and came out n said

"U R right ur wife is much better."

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It's the thing that satisfies

ur mind, body & soul!

Do it on bed, on a sofa,

in the car or anywhere!

It's called Prayer!

God bless ur naughty mind.

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3 FEELINGS

what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &

panic is when both r pregnant

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                                     Wife: Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?
                                    Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant.

                                                 "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

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Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name

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Come here,
take off your pents and knickers,
get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied,
loving yours.....
toilet!

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A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind

 if I crossed your field instead of going around it?

 You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you,

 you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

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